you'll certainly not get a barn.

you can't save a bundle of money by buying the wines and alcohol yourself.

why not a hotel? . . .

no garden.

no grand staircase.

but you do get a square ballroom with acoustic tiles.

you won't get the wines and alcochol that you want - just what the hotel offers.

you won't need huge florals to make the room your own.

you won't have pressure from another party coming before or after.

you will get the menu that you dream of rather than what the hotel kitchen has printed up.

you will get the staff that you expect rather than what your entrée cost allows.

easily arrange the trerms and payments that you need.

you can't easily arrange the terms and payments that you need.

you won't get free parking.

you won't get our team.

you'll certainly not get birds singing.